Classic Mornings

A guy walks into a bar and orders whiskey.

Ha! They couldn’t do it!

If I had seen the photo anywhere else, I wouldn’t have noticed.

A couple of weeks ago, I suddenly felt like Ralphie.

I’ve been had – and more than once!

It was a first on the eve of the first day of winter.

I’m guessing you don’t know his name.

It was an amusing thought.

It’s a headline worth repeating.

At first, I thought it was rather strange.